This afternoon I met a delightful young man who was fundraising for the most noble and praiseworthy cause in the history of the entire universe: GENESIS 3D Now for those of you that have already heard of Genesis, you'll know dey ain't no muthafucka in his right mind dat wantz to read dat sack of shit. Principally because it hasn't even got any fucking 3D dinosaurs in it. That's why ma new friends an I is axin you to dig deep in yo ass an send us all yo muthafuckin life savings. Go on, you cunt. Pay up. Stop being a prissy little bitch about it. Pay da fuck up BIG STYLE. This is FUCKING SERIOUS, daawwgg.
-SyeTenAtheist