Altruism the 100% Jesus Way

Hi Motherfuckers. In this 100% historically accurate video, Jesus gathers his disciples to review their loyalty and explains the key principles of Christian selflessness to Judas.

Big fat sexy thanks to +Wayne Hudson for providing the PHENOMENALLY accurate voice of George Galloway.

Additional thanks:
Inconsequential trading of cloaks for swords that will never be used, calling Canaanites "dogs", wasting an entire pound of nard when one drop behind the ear would be considered an extravagance, nonsensical parable about wise and foolish virgins, intolerance of beggars, etc. kindly provided by The New Testament.